Tuesday, September 28, 2010
Thursday, September 23, 2010
Obama Calls Development “Core Pillar” of U.S. Strategy
President Obama tells the Millennium Development Goals Summit at the United Nations that his administration has elevated development as a core pillar of U.S. national security strategy and is focused on programs to allow countries to end their dependence on foreign aid.
Wednesday, September 22, 2010
Balakrishna Resume - Unbeatable Resume of Balakrishna
Balakrishna Nandamuri
gmail@balakrishna.com
+910000000000
Career Object : To make the audience run away from theaters.
Preofessio'nil' Experience :
· 30 years in Telugu Industry.
· Junior Artist - 1974 (with 1 hit, 9 flops)
· Side role- 1979(14 flops)
· Lead role- 1986- till date( 4 hits, 44 flops)
Acting Skills:
· Stop Moving Trains, Killing People with Cocks(Palnati brahmanaidu),
· Climbing Mt. Everest with out any Help (Vijayendra varma),
· Shooting a bullet from mouth (Allari pidugu),
· Playing with current (Okka magadu), etc.
Expected CTC: Min. 5 crores for each film
Achievements: World Record, Limca Record and Pepsi Record in flops
Role Model: My Self and Captain Vijayakanth,the Telugu Tiger of Tamil Nadu
Project Details :
1. Bike riding on ground to running Train and go to Pakistan from India with Parachute only.
2. Climbing any mountain with hands.
3. Pulling chair front and sending train back
Leadership Skills:
· Led 12564 hens and cocks to attack the enemies and won the battle.
Special Attraction:
1. Shoot People not only in movie, but outside also
2. Having laser eyes. (Kanti Chuputho champaysatha)
3. Senseless talking in functions, interviews
4. Hitting thighs (Thoda Kottadam)
Personal Details:
Name: BalKrish N
Age : 30yrs in Industry
Weight: I Dont know Exactly(Machine Not Working......Showing Display As "Weight LIMIT OVER".)
Hobbies: I am Not a Man to have Hobbies
Finally 2 Days Back, Sending This Resume to US Govt. with Ref. Barak Obama for the post of Chief Investigation Officer, FBI.
Presently Thinking and Waiting for the Call.................!
AFTER LONG TIME SPECULATIONS AND CHANGES IN THE HERO CASTING,
IT IS CONFIRMED THAT YUVARATNA NANDAMURI BALAKRISHNA IS GOING TO ACT IN THE NEXT DHOOM SERIES MOVIE
DHOOM-3
Shooting has already been started .......
A Clip of the movie is given below ....
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Can't predict anything- He is the "ONE & ONLY" !!
If you do not know who is Balakrishna... ....
1. Balakrishna makes onions cry
2. Balakrishna can delete the Recycle Bin.
3. Ghosts are actually caused by Balakrishna killing people faster than Death can process them.
4. Balakrishna can build a snowman..... out of rain.
5. Balakrishna can strangle you with a cordless phone.
6. Balakrishna can drown a fish.
7. When Balakrishna enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on,.............. he turns the dark off.
8. When Balakrishna looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Balakrishna and Balakrishna.
9. Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Balakrishna can throw Brett Favre even further.
10. The last digit of pi is Balakrishna. He is the end of all things.
11. Balakrishna does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
12. Bullets dodge Balakrishna.
13. A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot
belongs to Balakrishna and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
14. Balakrishna' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Balakrishna.
15. If you spell Balakrishna wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Balakrishna? " It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
16. Balakrishna can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
17. Once a cobra bit Balakrishna' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
18. When Balakrishna gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
19. Balakrishna can kill two stones with one bird.
20. Balakrishna was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
21. Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Balakrishna can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
22. There is no such thing as global warming. Balakrishna was cold, so he turned the sun up.
23. Balakrishna can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
24. Balakrishna has a deep and abiding respect for human life? unless it gets in his way.
25. Balakrishna once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
26. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Balakrishna could use to kill you, including the room itself.
27. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Balakrishna.
28. Balakrishna destroyed the periodic table, because Balakrishna only recognizes the element of surprise.
29. Balakrishna got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
30. With the rising cost of gasoline, Balakrishna is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
31. The square root of Balakrishna is pain. Do not try to square Balakrishna, the result is death.
32. When you say "no one's perfect", Balakrishna takes this as a personal insult.
33. Outer space exists because itsw afraid to be on the same planet with Balakrishna
34. Balakrishna has counted to infinity - twice
35. When Balakrishna does a pushup, he isnt lifting himself up, he's pushing earth down
36. Balakrishna is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
37. Balakrishna doesnt wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.
38. Balakrishna gave MonaLisa that smile
39. Balakrishna can slam a revolving door
40. Balakrishna's house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
41. Balakrishna grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
42. If you google search "Balakrishna getting kicked"your search will generate 0 results. It just doesn't happen.
43. It takes Balakrishna 20 mins to watch 60 minutes
44. The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Balakrishna kicked one of the corners off.
45. There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Balakrishna lives in Hyderabad
46. Balakrishna once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink
47. The only thing that runs faster and longer than Balakrishna are his films.
48. Balakrishna every step creates a mini whirlwind. Hurricane Katrina was the result of a morning jog.
49. Where there is a will, there is a way. Where there is Balakrishna there is no other way.
Read more...
Wednesday, September 1, 2010
Nokia completes acquisition of Motally, Inc.
Espoo, Finland - Nokia today announced that it has completed the acquisition of Motally, Inc., initially announced on August 20, 2010.
Motally's mobile analytics service enables developers and publishers to optimize the development of their mobile applications through increased understanding of how users engage. The service offering is planned to be adapted for Qt, Symbian, MeeGo and Java developers.
About Motally
Motally Inc. was founded in 2008 in San Francisco and has patent-pending technology to ensure accurate data collection and analytic reporting for publishers' mobile sites.
Sunday, August 29, 2010
Sikh Temple Where All May Eat, and Pitch In
The groaning, clattering machines never stop, transforming 12 tons of whole wheat flour every day into nearly a quarter-million discs of flatbread called roti. These purpose-built contraptions, each 20 feet long, extrude the dough, roll it flat, then send it down a gas-fired conveyor belt, spitting out a never-ending stream of hot, floppy, perfectly round bread. Soupy lentils, three and a third tons of them, bubble away in vast cauldrons, stirred by bearded, barefoot men wielding wooden spoons the size of canoe paddles. The pungent, savory bite wafting through the air comes from 1,700 pounds of onions and 132 pounds of garlic, sprinkled with 330 pounds of fiery red chilies.
It is lunchtime at what may be the world’s largest free eatery, the langar, or community kitchen at this city’s glimmering Golden Temple, the holiest shrine of the Sikh religion. Everything is ready for the big rush. Thousands of volunteers have scrubbed the floors, chopped onions, shelled peas and peeled garlic. At least 40,000 metal plates, bowls and spoons have been washed, stacked and are ready to go.
Anyone can eat for free here, and many, many people do. On a weekday, about 80,000 come. On weekends, almost twice as many people visit. Each visitor gets a wholesome vegetarian meal, served by volunteers who embody India’s religious and ethnic mosaic.
“This is our tradition,” said Harpinder Singh, the 45-year-old manager of this huge operation. “Anyone who wants can come and eat.”
India is not only the world’s largest democracy, it also is one of the most spiritually diverse nations. It was born in a horrific spasm of religious bloodshed when British India was torn in two to create a Muslim homeland in Pakistan. Yet from the moment of its independence, India has been a resolutely secular nation and has managed to accommodate an extraordinary range of views on such fundamental questions as the nature of humanity, the existence of God and the quality of the soul.
Indeed, few places in India demonstrate so clearly the country’s genius for diversity and tolerance, the twin reasons that India — despite its fractures and fissures — has remained one nation.
Sikhism, which emerged in the Punjab region of India in the 15th century, strongly rejects the notion of caste, which lies at the core of Hinduism.
The Golden Temple, a giant complex of marble and glittering gold that sits at the heart of this sprawling, hectic city near the border with Pakistan, seeks to embody this principle. Nowhere is it more evident than in the community kitchen, where everyone, no matter his religion, wealth or social status, is considered equal.
Guru Amar Das created the community kitchen during his time as the third Sikh guru in the 16th century. Its purpose, he said, was to place all of humanity on the same plane. At the temple’s museum, one painting shows the wife of one of the gurus serving common people, “working day and night in the kitchen like an ordinary worker,” the caption says.
Volunteerism and community support are other central tenets of Sikhism expressed in the langar. When the Mughal emperor Akbar tried to give Guru Amar Das a platter of gold coins to support the kitchen, he refused to accept them, saying the kitchen “is always run with the blessings of the Almighty.”
Ashok Kumar, a Hindu with a scraggly beard, has been coming to the kitchen for the past five years all day, almost every day to work as a volunteer. “It is my service,” he explained, after reluctantly taking a very brief break from his syncopated tray sorting.
A white rag covered his head, and his hands were bound like a boxer’s. His job is to man the heavy bucket that receives the dirty plates and bowls. He is the last man on a highly organized line that begins with collecting the spoons, dumping out any leftover food, then loading giant tubs of dirty dishes bound for the washing troughs.
Plates and bowls fly at him, but he never misses a beat, using a metal plate in each hand to deflect the traffic into the tub. Plates go around the rim, while bowls get stacked in the middle.
Mr. Kumar used to be a bookbinder.
“I feel happy here,” he said when asked why he had given up his old life.
Indians of all faiths come here to find a measure of peace largely unavailable in the cacophony of the nation’s 1.2 billion people. Like the thousands of pairs of shoes left at the temple gates, the chaos and filth of urban life are left behind at the marble entrances.
The temple is a world of cleanliness and order where the wail of the harmonium and the shuffling of bare feet are the only sounds, and every square inch is scrubbed many times a day.
It has not always been a peaceful place. A Sikh insurgency, which sought a separate homeland for Sikhs in Punjab, tore at India’s heart in the 1970s and ’80s. In 1984, Indira Gandhi, then the prime minister, ordered a bloody raid on the temple. Hundreds of militants were hiding there, and many were killed. The temple was also damaged. Sikh bodyguards later assassinated Mrs. Gandhi to avenge the attack on the temple.
Despite this history, Sikhs remain resolutely a part of India’s mainstream, holding leading positions in the arts, government and business. India’s current prime minister, Manmohan Singh, is a Sikh.
Pankaj Ahuja, who owns a medical supply shop in Rajasthan, was visiting the temple for the third time, this time bringing his wife and son, who had never been before. They took the Golden Temple Express train, and were sleeping in the pilgrims’ dormitories, which are also free. The family is Hindu, but the temple has a special significance for them nonetheless.
“You have lots of religious places in this country,” said Mr. Ahuja’s wife, Nikita. “But the kind of peace and cleanliness you find here you won’t find anywhere else.”
Back home, cleaning floors would be considered degrading for someone of her status people of low caste usually do such work. But here, Mrs. Ahuja happily scrubs floors.
“In normal life, I would ask, ‘Why should I do this?’ It is shameful to clean floors,” she said. “But here, it is different.”
Indeed, she never gives a moment’s thought to who prepared the food in the kitchen, even though in India’s highly stratified caste traditions such matters are vital.
“It is more than food,” she said of the meals that she had eaten at the community kitchen. “Once you eat it, you forget who is cooking, who is serving it, who is sitting next to you.”
Anil Kumar, a 32-year-old Hindu, was up to his elbows in soapy water at one of the washing troughs.
“At home, I would never do this,” he said with a laugh. “It is my wife’s work.”
But he said he tried to come for at least an hour every day to wash dishes. “It is not a question of religion,” he added. “It is a question of faith. Here I feel a feeling of peace.” Read more...
Friday, August 20, 2010
15 Scientific Achievements in Competition for 83rd Academy Awards®
Beverly Hills, CA — The Scientific and Technical Awards Committee of the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences announced today that 15 scientific and technical achievements have been selected for further awards consideration.
The list is made public to allow individuals and companies with similar devices or claims of prior art the opportunity to submit their achievements for review. The deadline to submit additional entries is Tuesday, August 31.
The committee has selected the following methods or devices for further consideration:
* OBQ/DOALL (Industrial Light & Magic)
* Queue (Rhythm & Hues)
* Race Render Queue System (DreamWorks Animation)
* Qube (PipelineFX)
* Misterd (Pixar Animation Studios)
* RQS/Depgraph Render Management System (DreamWorks Animation)
* Cue3 (Sony Pictures Imageworks)
* Alfred – Job Queuing and Distributing Rendering System (Pixar Animation Studios)
* XGen – Arbitrary Primitive Generator (Walt Disney Animation Studios)
* Expression Analysis for Facial Motion Capture (Weta Digital)
* Efficient Global Illumination System for Computer Graphic Films (PDI/DreamWorks Animation)
* cineSync (Rising Sun Research Pty. Ltd.)
* Timecode Slate (Entertainment Technology)
* NAC Servo Winches (NAC Company)
* Cannon-Less Turnover System (Performance Picture Vehicles)
After thorough investigations are conducted on each of the entries, the committee will meet in early December to vote on recommendations to the Academy's Board of Governors, which will make the final awards decisions.
The 2010 Scientific and Technical Awards will be presented at the Beverly Wilshire in Beverly Hills on Saturday, February 12, 2011.
For further information, contact Awards Administration Director Rich Miller’s office at (310) 247-3000, ext. 131, or via e-mail at scitech@oscars.org.
Nokia to acquire Motally
Espoo, Finland - Nokia today announced it has signed an agreement to acquire Motally Inc., a privately-held US-based company. Motally's mobile analytics service offers in-application tracking and reporting, and is designed to enable developers and publishers to optimize the development of their mobile applications through increased understanding of how users engage. The service offering is planned to be adapted for Qt, Symbian, Meego and Java developers, and Nokia plans to continue serving Motally's existing customer base.
"The acquisition underpins Nokia's drive to deliver in-application and mobile web browsing analytics to Ovi's growing, global eco-system of developers and publishers, enabling partners to better connect with their customers and optimize and monetize their offering", said Marco Argenti, Vice President, Media, Nokia.
Motally currently employs a team of eight people.
The transaction is subject to customary closing conditions and is expected to close during the third quarter of 2010.
About Nokia
At Nokia, we are committed to connecting people. We combine advanced technology with personalized services that enable people to stay close to what matters to them. Every day, more than 1.2 billion people connect to one another with a Nokia device - from mobile phones to advanced smartphones and high-performance mobile computers. Today, Nokia is integrating its devices with innovative services through Ovi (www.ovi.com), including music, maps, apps, email and more. Nokia's NAVTEQ is a leader in comprehensive digital mapping and navigation services, while Nokia Siemens Networks provides equipment, services and solutions for communications networks globally.
About Motally
Motally Inc. was founded in 2008 in San Francisco and has patent-pending technology to ensure accurate data collection and analytic reporting for publishers' mobile sites.
Thursday, August 19, 2010
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Saturday, August 7, 2010
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The film stars Power star Pawan Kalyan in the lead role as a cop, with Nikisha Patel, playing the lead female role as superident of police, Manoj Bajpai, Charan Raj, Nassar, Jyothi Krishna, Bhrahmaji, Ali and Girish Karnad in supporting roles and Shriya Saran appearing in an item number. The film, featuring music by Academy Award Winner A. R. Rahman, is produced by Singanamala Ramesh on a Rs. 40 crore budget and would be distributed by Allu Aravind of Geetha Arts. The KomaramPuli is slated for a release in August 2010. According to the latest and updates of the movie Komaram Puly, As per the words from director and editor S. J. Suryah, release date of ‘Puli’ is possibly going to be August 15. A source reports that this flick will be releasing on 12th of August and source reports, this movie Pavan Kalyan’s movie scheduled to releaseon on 11th of August. You know the release date? write in the comment box below.
Wednesday, August 4, 2010
Komaram Puli Release on 11th August - Komaram Puli Telugu Movie Release
The film stars Power star Pawan Kalyan in the lead role as a cop, with Nikisha Patel, playing the lead female role as superident of police, Manoj Bajpai, Charan Raj, Nassar, Jyothi Krishna, Bhrahmaji, Ali and Girish Karnad in supporting roles and Shriya Saran appearing in an item number. The film, featuring music by Academy Award Winner A. R. Rahman, is produced by Singanamala Ramesh on a Rs. 40 crore budget and would be distributed by Allu Aravind of Geetha Arts. The KomaramPuli is slated for a release in August 2010. According to the latest and updates of the movie Komaram Puly, As per the words from director and editor S. J. Suryah, release date of ‘Puli’ is possibly going to be August 15. A source reports that this flick will be releasing on 12th of August and source reports, this movie Pavan Kalyan’s movie scheduled to releaseon on 11th of August. You know the release date? write in the comment box below.
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