Kalikalam Vitae of Balayya, Balakrishna Resume :)

Name: Balayya Email: balayya@flopperclub.com

Career Objective:
To act in good action (comedy) films, and perform some best feats

Strengths:
Willingness to perform risky feats, deliver powerful dialogues and make comedy

Experience:
Worked for 30+ years in tollywood. Mostly worked in comedy films

Achievements:
Created world records in feats, comedy and flops

Awards:
Received "Best comedy actor" award from anti NBK fans
Currently working for "Simha", which is a comedy entertainer

Future Projects: 1)Remaking 3 idiots in Telugu, Name is Mugguru Balayyalu.
2)Barudu – caption 5 days fighting(Talks going on..)
Skills:
Factionism --- last used: Chennakesava Reddy
Climbing Everest --- last used: Vijayendra Varma
Pushing trains --- last used: Palnati Brahmanaidu
Police ---- last used: Allari Pidugu
Rape ---- last used: Allari Pidugu (charmi)
Kattulu ---- last used: Okka Magadu
Bombs ---- last used: Veera bhadra
Over action -- last used: Pandurangadu

Personal details:
Nick name: Balli
Address: #420, Floppers colony, Hyderabad
Phone: 0000000000
Languages known: Telugu (only)
preferred role: Comedian
Favorite villain: Mukhesh Rushi

Declaration:
I hereby declare that all the information given above is true and no more comments !