Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Family Problems; Joke of the Day!

Family Problems

Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar drinking shot After shot. The Indian man said to the American, "You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven't even met once.' We call this arranged marriage. I don't want to marry a woman whom I don't know or love. I told them that openly and now have a hell lot of family problems."

The American said, "Talking about love marriages... I'll tell you my story."

I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 years.. "After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter and married her, so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father's father-in-law." Legally now my daughter is my mother and my wife my grandmother.

More problems occurred when I had a son. My son is my father's brother and so he is my uncle.

Situations turned worse when my father had a son. Now my father's son, my brother is my grandson. Ultimately, I have become my own grand father and I am my own grandson.. And you say you have family problems???

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